Boomers will find this house on Zillow for like $185,000 and tell you there's no housing crisis, you just demand too much because you think you're too good to live here.

Imagine spending $600k to jackup your house 24' in the air and still having the same crappy house and a gigantic new staircase to climb day after day after day. I'd rather float in my raft for the hour it takes the storm surge to go away back to the ocean.